Is the Illuminati real?

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There's been a lot of people that have sent me questions about the Illuminati, and whether or not it's real. I've provided a lot of evidence, and a lot of people have said that it's wrong or not true or not really proof of the Illuminati. I've spent my whole life trying to discover the secrets of the Illuminati, and this is what I have found out:

I don't know. But what I do know is that there are real problems that are facing us today. You've passed people that have it in the streets. You might have sat next to a guy with it on the bus the other day, and not even known. One of your closest friends could be struggling with it every day, and you don't even know.

I'm talking about depression. It's a serious problem that many Americans today don't really understand. Everyone's failed a test or lost their phone or something and had a bad day, but you woke up the next day, or your friend invites you over to their house, and soon you're feeling fine. Your problem or situation might be tough, but you have hope and determination to get through it eventually.

Depression is different. It's not the extreme sadness that people say it is. It's when you feel empty inside, and you can't get through your problems because you can't even say what they are. A good friend I have who struggled with depression when he was in high school said that "Everybody feels sad when bad things happen. People who have depression feel sad when good things happen, too. When I read an article online for the first time that really outlined depression, I realized that I had it. I didn't feel sad about it. I just kind of said, 'Huh.'"

If you think your friend or somebody you know is struggling then try to talk to them. Even saying hi can change their day and make them feel a little better. If you or a friend has suicidal thoughts, please be sure to call the National Suicide Prevention Hotline at 1 (800) 273-8255 or go to the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org.

Photographic Evidence

There are other people who have sent in evidence that the Illuminati is all around us. Here are some photos sent in by fans who wanted to show the truth. Each of them has been mailed 5$ worth of candy that I found in the bushes in my yard like a month ago.

This is a rare log from the Amazon Rainforest. The fruits bioengineered this breakdancing log, and with the help of the Illuminati sent them all over the world. The streets are never safe while this menace walks alongside us on them. --Ben Dover

This cat has been of kidnapped by fruits. They were capturing cat to for steal his 7 lives that the legends are telling us about. The Illuminati are into friends with the fruits, and have told them to want do look more like.--Ivan Skrszkrzkrz

This is a bunch of balconies. As you can see, all but one of them have a broom. Coincidence? I think not.--Mike Hock