Photographic Evidence

There are other people who have sent in evidence that the Illuminati is all around us. Here are some photos sent in by fans who wanted to show the truth. Each of them has been mailed 5$ worth of candy that I found in the bushes in my yard like a month ago.

This is a rare log from the Amazon Rainforest. The fruits bioengineered this breakdancing log, and with the help of the Illuminati sent them all over the world. The streets are never safe while this menace walks alongside us on them. --Ben Dover

This cat has been of kidnapped by fruits. They were capturing cat to for steal his 7 lives that the legends are telling us about. The Illuminati are into friends with the fruits, and have told them to want do look more like.--Ivan Skrszkrzkrz

This is a bunch of balconies. As you can see, all but one of them have a broom. Coincidence? I think not.--Mike Hock