Lists of organizations under Illuminati control, and proof behind each one

Here is a list of common businesses, organizations, and even countries under Illuminati control. Be really careful not to associate with any of these groups.

• Little Caesar's Pizza--Obviously, the word Illuminati is Latin for "the enlightened ones." Julius Caesar, the first Roman emperor, is the namesake of this pizzeria. Inside of the sauce is the hopes and dreams of mankind, crushed by the fruits.
• Fruit of the Loom--Need I say any more? The electrical looms that this company uses are designed and operated by fruits.
• Eminem/Slim Shady--This famous singer's birthday is October 17, or 12/17. 12+17=39. 9/3=3. Three is the number of the Illuminati. Not convinced? Eminem's biggest song is Lose Yourself, by Eminem. The most famous line of this song is "mom's spaghetti." Spaghetti is usually covered in tomato sauce, made, of course, with tomatoes, a kind of simple fruit.
• Beavers--The beaver is an animal that chews trees until they fall, then it constructs little hollowed out dams in the middle of rivers to live in. Look at the word "tree." The Ancient Fruitese word for beaver was bheaver, which eventually influenced English. What happened to the H? The beavers transplanted it into the word "tree" to form another word--three. The number of the Illuminati. Those big-teeth buttholes ruined everything.
• Jim Carrey and Mariah Carrey--Secret twins, separated at birth, are both agents of the Illuminati. Note how both of them have the exact same last name, yet you're not 100% sure whether they're twins or not. They are--the Illuminati have methods to make twins look very different in order to disguise them. 
• The letter L--This one is serious business. Take two L's, and form a square with them. L is the 12th letter in the alphabet, so divide 12 by the four sides of a square to get 3--the number of the Illuminati.